Who are you, and is it true that you’re killing 99.9% of viruses and bacterias? It’s true! It’s not very impressive either, since a small area can have like hundreds of billions of either which means there would still be millions left. I should never be allowed at a hospital. Weird that I actually do […]

Who are you and are you really an eye? What’s your villain origin story? Why do you have so many names? Are you really the Batman? I’m Evil Eye, or Assumeru when that name isn’t available. My contract says I’m a devops engineer, but I’m really a detached eyeball with psionic powers who types by blinking. Using a […]

You’ve already been interviewed on this very blog in 2019, but you didn’t mention if you have a cat. Who are you again, by the way? It’s me. I’m the cat. … I have to reveal the darkest of my dark secrets: I am not in fact a cat. I’m still Alexei, still best known as Capo. […]

Who are you and why aren’t you a bear anymore? What happened? I’m 26 years old and I live in California where I work as a Software Developer. I love the icy cold, and my dream vacation is Solstheim. If I could meet anyone from the Elder Scrolls universe it would be Todd Howard. Everyone always asks […]